Hey guys don't know if any one will read this but who cares! any way i'm off school today because my dad cut my hair last night, but being dad and not being clever as mum he cut my sideburns off! so i'm at my mums work typing this up and doing percentages homework for Mrs Bell!
you might think this is a weird subject title but all will come clear when I've told you the story of me being mean and disgusting, and no I didn't make poop cookies!! Okay I went to my mum local summerfeild shop and bought a reduced drink of tango™ apple flavor of course and a bag of chocolate cookies now now before you go jumping the gun and think chocolate he means poop that's not what it is at all! so I bought the drink for 23p and reduced cookies which cost 51p so I pay and I put the cookies in my coat thinking that they would be safe, but wern't actualy anyway this is when god comes in and starts messing with fate and paying you back for all the times you pushed your sister down the stairs,called your mum a bitch,wasted all of your dads best aftershave and weeing in the bath tub. Any way my cookies fall out of my pocket and they roll and roll unitll they land in some cat turd! and me bieng a complete OCD person completely freeked! So what I did was i ripped the bottom of the bag slightly and I took them back to the shop and complained that the bag was in a terrible condition and that I want to exchange it for another bag! I got a new bag cookies and for the kitty shitty bag I put that one back on the shelf for a poor innocent victum to pick up and consume!! sick or what!